Colder ‘n A Well-Digger’s Bum

I just got home from a very refreshing trip to Minnesota to meet up with a cousin and swap genealogy treasures and stories. 10 out of 10, highly recommend! Our particular ancestry is rooted in the Volga German migration from Russia in the 1870s to the American plains of rural Kansas. During our visit, my cousin asked what our ancestors would have burned to stay warm since Kansas is known for its severe lack of forests. My quick answer was “cow chips”, as it is documented that pioneers on the Great Plains resorted to burning dried cow and bison manure due to the absence of trees.

But then on my 8 hour drive home, I got to thinking–perhaps I should have elaborated. It dawned on me that my cousin has always grown up in the very urban (by northwest Kansas standards) region of Wisconsin and Minnesota, far removed from where our ancestors put down roots in 1875-1876. On the other side of the coin, I grew up ONLY in northwest Kansas and was fully immersed in the mindsets and habits of our migratory relatives. It was a bit of a lightbulb moment for me–and my cousin had predicted I would probably have some of those. Not sure pioneer heating practices is what he thought was going to trip my trigger, but here we are.

Here’s the deal–I tend to be a bit defensive when Easterners make references to how primitive Kansas is. I once had some cousins (different family branch, NOT Volga German) from New York come out to visit. They spent hours with their eyes as big as saucers and acting quite skittish–when I asked what was weighing on them, they asked if it was scary to ride to the town an hour away for groceries on horses and buggies when the Indians could attack at any moment.

Yes, they were dead serious. Yes, I laughed at their expense. And then I assured them that we had cars and trucks and running water and all that modern stuff. They never were fully convinced, and I found out over the years that they weren’t the only people from the east who had this misconception. It was irritating, and I got in the habit of not giving people a chance to think we were all still living in the Wild West out here.

But my cousin was not being condescending about it; he truly was curious and wanted to know how our ancestors survived the harsh winters when they arrived. So for once I am going to drop my defenses and admit (begrudgingly) that we did grow up using some of the old tricks our ancestors used. For Steve, I will put out my theories based on knowing how our relatives lived even in the 1900s.

First, we need to think about the Volga Germans. These people came over to Kansas after a hundred-year stint in the very arctic climate of Russia–that’s not for the weak, folks! Steve commented that his dad really disliked heat, and I can confirm that my dad, too, did not like heat. I also love me some air conditioning. At a genetic level, I think some of our ancestors were coded to prefer a cooler climate. And as a lifelong Kansas resident, I can say that we don’t always have a consistently frigid winter. Yes, it can get quite cold and drop to -22 degrees Fahrenheit, but it doesn’t last forever and ever. And that is a key consideration–do you know how stubborn your average Volga German can be? We can outlast anything through sheer spite for quite some time. It is the middle of November right now, and it was almost 70 degrees today–yes, that is somewhat unusual even for us, but Kansas weather is very unpredictable. I will say that our “cold” season is from November to the end of February/early March, but by “cold” I mean the temperatures hover in the 30s and 40s most of that time, dropping into the single digits or negative temperatures for a few weeks in January and February. Now, there is always that freak season where it is frozen and blasting an arctic wind for weeks on end and you would cuss about it if it didn’t mean exposing your airways to the cold. But we are just as likely to get a freak day in mid-January in the mid-80s and everyone breaks out the shorts. I would hazard to guess there were years that they worried we wouldn’t get a long enough freeze to allow them to harvest the thick ice blocks from Big Creek to provide refrigeration in the summer.

Speaking of clothing, let’s go over that. You know how wearing dark colors in the summer can make you overheat? Kansas is quite sunny, and even in the dead of winter dark clothing is going to get warmed by the sun. Add to that the fact that some clothing is made of wool and worn in layers, and it can be fairly easy to dress to absorb ambient heat. Our ancestors also hunted and trapped, so they had access to furs to make coats and hats and gloves that were quite toasty. Cartoons make fun of union suits, but men and women both sported them under their clothes in the winter. Layers keep you warm.

Moving on to lodging considerations, most of the Volga German homes were made of limestone initially. I’m not going to say that there were NO trees in the area for several reasons. First, people in Kansas had tree claim homesteads, which meant that they had to plant trees on their property to improve it when they bought it; they generally brought their little seeds and saplings along with them when they arrived so they could plant them right away and work on keeping them alive. So after a few years and a lot of water hauling, there were tree groves popping up. Second, we all know a bear shits in the woods–but we also have to realize that birds migrating from the north do their fair share of defecating. We have all seen a random tree growing up along a fence line because some bird ate seeds and then sat on the fence wire and deposited those seeds with a healthy dose of fertilizer. It stands to reason that all of the migratory birds were also “planting” trees in their travels over the grassy plains of Kansas.

So there were trees, but there were not a lot of them. And here come the Volga Germans, practical as can be. When they take stock of their resources and see a few trees and a whole bluff of limestone, do you really think they are going to waste their fuel source on a house? I can just hear my ancestors now, looking out of their foot-thick (think insulating qualities here) limestone home at some English neighbor in their wooden home and scoffing, “Look at dat dere dummkopf freezing in dat pile a kindling since dey jus’ hat ta haf dat vooden haus. Bah!”

Our ancestors were quite resourceful, so when they ran out of what little wood was growing around their area, they most likely found other stuff to burn before they resorted to cow chips. We know they rendered beef tallow and lard, and those burn and can put off heat, and we know they bought kerosene and oil. They grew crops, and corn husks and cobs and grain stalks could be burned. For that matter, grass could also be burned even if it didn’t last long like a log. And our ancestors burned their garbage. I grew up with a burn barrel on our farm, and I know our ancestors burned even more trash than we did. Broken tools, furniture, food scraps, anything and everything went into the stove when it could no longer be used, patched, and repaired. The wind and rain were also not kind to abandoned buildings, so if the neighbors gave up and headed back east, our ancestors would have put that dilapidated structure to good use if the weather blew it down. And if the weather needed a little help, they could nudge it.

Our relatives also worked and lived near the railroad. The trains ran on coal, and coal fell out of the coal car as it chugged down the tracks. The kids walking home from school and following the tracks would have been sure to collect any chunks of coal they found lying by the tracks, along with any stray seeds and grain that their families could plant for crops. The tracks were made of creosote-coated logs, and when the railway workers replaced them as they wore out, the locals would haul them away. I grew up seeing many railroad ties used as boundary lines and planting boxes, but they also could be used as firewood. Creosote stinks, but it burns–we can put up with stench if it means not freezing to death.

Daily life was also a little different back then. Now family members all scatter throughout a home, but back then in the winter they stuck to the room with the woodburning stove in it. I grew up in a turn of the century farm house that was heated by a woodburning stove in the living room and a forced air furnace in the basement. I didn’t experience central air and heat until I went to college–heaven! There was no heat source upstairs where our bedrooms were. During the day, we all clustered in the living room where it was warm (that’s also where the furnace vent was along with the stove). At bedtime, our beds were covered with 5 or more blankets and quilts; we shivered and chattered until our body heat warmed up our beds under that heavy weight of all of those layers of blankets. We also dressed for bed in layers–two pairs of socks, thermal underwear or union suits, and pajamas. Function over fashion, people. Back in our ancestors’ time, they also would have been sharing their beds with multiple people, and body heat is a wonderful thing in the dead of winter. They also probably had furs layered in with all of the quilts.

So yeah, that is my educated and somewhat experienced guess on how they stayed warm for a couple months until the spring thaw hit. I may be completely off-base on some of it, but for the most part I lived it and will fight you on it. I am a Volga German after all.

The Most Superior Food

We’re just gonna wrap this blog challenge up cuz I’m tired and this month can get over sooner rather than later. The final prompt is “write about your favorite food, share a recipe, and describe why.”

This is a no-brainer from me.

Bierochs.

YUM.

Bierochs are also called runzas in Nebraska, cabbage burgers other places, and spelled a variety of ways such as bierocks, bieroks, etc. I have had many conversations with my Yooper friends in Michigan and we have determined that they are not patsys, but patsys, bierochs, pierogis, raviolis, and pot stickers are probably derived from the same concept–filling + dough.

Believe it or not, even though I am Volga German, I did not have my first bieroch until I was 7 years old and moved to WaKeeney. I first encountered one at school lunch and gave it away because I didn’t know what it was. Haven’t given one away since.

I cheat on my method because I am disabled and my energy levels are not great, so I find shortcuts. Here’s how I make mine:

Dough:

1 package 36 Rhodes frozen dinner rolls–follow directions to let them thaw and rise

Filling:

3 lbs hamburger

1 chopped onion (I usually have yellow on hand)

1 bag of shredded cabbage (in the produce section when you want to DIY coleslaw)

Salt

Pepper

Directions:

Heat oven to 350 degrees.

Brown the hamburger. Set aside.

Saute (?) the cabbage and onion together until the onion starts to look clear.

Combine the hamburger with the cabbage and onion, and salt and pepper to taste. I tend to go a little heavy on the pepper for this.

On a heavily floured surface, roll each individual dough roll out to a roughly 4″x4″ square. Place a heaping tablespoon of filling in the middle, and bring the sides up and pinch it shut to form a flat ball/loaf. I give it a pat to knock off some excess flour before placing in on a baking sheet lined with parchment paper (because I don’t hate myself and prefer to not be scrubbing pans later).

Once all of the bierochs have been assembled, bake them for 30 minutes or until golden brown.

Now, there are people who like to add some variety to their bierochs–I do not. But people do add cheese, carrots, and other stuff. Some people used well-drained sauerkraut instead of plain cabbage. My son eats his with a dash of hot sauce on each bite. I form mine into flat circles; other people make theirs square or even crescent-shaped. To each their own.

Tasty!

What In The Heck Do I Do All Day?!

The penultimate blog challenge prompt is to share my hobbies with photos.

Y’all, I spend my days driving people to appointments and sitting in a chair scrolling on my phone and petting cats. My activity level is whatever is below sedentary and above comatose.

But on the off chance that I get a wild hair up my rear to do something else with my time, here are hobbies I dabble in:

Walking: Can’t do much of that right now with over a foot of snow on the ground. Hard to do in our town anyway, since I don’t have good balance and our streets are gravel.

Crafting: If my kids need a prop built or something created, I’m on it. For my daughter’s term as the leader of a youth group, we got to create props for her theme that was music-based. I crafted sheet music of some of her favorite songs for archway decor.

I also used fake flowers and a (poorly) pressed rose to create a display of her majority from the youth group.

Crocheting: My latest project was headscarves for my daughter.

Being creative with solutions to problems: My daughter’s car headliner was removed and we tired of looking at the metal and left-behind glue, so I spent a few days modge-podging fabric swatches to create a new headliner. It is quirky but really cool.

Drawing: I prefer pencil, but I will use pen and markers also.

Little graphic I whipped up to express my grief over losing Jon–he was hell on drumsticks, never met one he couldn’t break.

Doodle from way back in the day–not sure my crappy eyes would let me do this anymore.

Painting: I prefer acrylic, but I have attempted watercolor.

Woodburning: A Rune box I made for my son.

Crappy resolution, but it’s the Cowboy 10 Commandments for my husband.

Jewelry making: I like to play with beads.

Reading: Right now I am into Elisabeth Wheatley’s books. I have finished her Daindreth’s Assassin series and am eagerly awaiting her Tears of A Wolf series.

Visiting museums: I like art, historical, and quirky museums. There are a few I really want to see some day if my health allows it.

Watching documentaries: Don’t you just love it when you know exactly when you got hooked on documentaries? I saw Helter Skelter in the 1970s and was hooked.

Researching: I am constantly on my phone or the computer or in a book looking up more info about anything and everything.

Collecting and making pins: I have collected pins since I was a small child, and now I have a button maker so I can create my own. I want to get another die so I can do smaller buttons.

Me circa 1987 wearing my favorite pins on my denim jacket.

My mom made this super cool pin holder for me from drum heads and purple velvet curtains.

Collecting earrings: This is probably a third of my collection. Unfortunately, while my kids were babies and toddlers, I didn’t wear earrings because I saw from my prisoner students what happens when your earring gets yanked out of your earlobe, and my holes have closed. I need to get my ears repierced.

Collecting pure white ceramic: They are all packed away right now, but I do have a couple doves, cats, and cream pitchers.

Cloud watching: I like the big fluffy white ones that you can see shapes in, but the oddities like this shelf cloud are cool, too.

Astrology/Tarot/Palmistry: A few of my tarot decks

Hanging out with cats: all day everyday

10 Years Down, An Eternity To Go

Got a text from one of my kids today–“Happy Jon Day ❤ “. That is how our family identifies January 9th now–it doesn’t matter who in the family and friends circle has a birthday or anniversary on this day also, because January 9th will always be Jon Day.

There’s a part of me (a huge part) that simply can’t wrap my head around the fact that my brother has been gone from the physical plane of existence for an entire decade. We got 44 years with him, and it was not long enough.

All of us miss him greatly. His quiet laugh, his dry humor, his impeccable timing when it came to injecting a word or phrase into the conversation, his musical abilities on the drums and guitar, his wizardry with technology and all things electronic, his little drawings and calculations on napkins while waiting for a meal to arrive, his long legs stretched out to the middle of the living room at family gatherings, his recommendations of movies and books and bands he thought we would enjoy–the list goes on infinitely.

It hurts to look at how fast the world of technology hurtles by and know that Jon has missed out on the last 10 years of tinkering with it all.

Would Jon have owned a drone? Absolutely. Would Jon have taken aim with a pellet gun at any drone that hovered a little too long near him or his property? Absolutely.

Would Jon have owned a 3D printer? You betcha. He was intrigued by the pen versions, so as soon as the full printer setup became affordable, he would have set up shop.

Would Jon have embraced AI? Jon was playing with AI long before the public was even thinking about it. He had long ago accepted that technology was limited by humans’ inability to think far enough outside the box. He had a healthy respect for how easily Stephen King’s “Maximum Overdrive” could become a reality, so he would have wanted to remain in control of his gadgets, but the concept intrigued him.

It hurts to watch family and friends reach milestones in their lives and know that Jon would have loved to be here to celebrate with them. He was quiet, but he was THERE and supportive.

We know he’s still around watching out for all of us. Usually it’s his sense of humor that lets us know he’s present. Last year during a rainstorm, my daughter was driving home and thought “I’m glad my sunroof isn’t opening on its own right now,” because it would sometimes glitch and do that. Suddenly her sunroof slowly retracted until it was fully open and she was drenched–it’s a toss up whether it was Jon or Dad that pulled that one, but they both were on the other side of the veil laughing themselves silly.

Grief looks very different 10 years out for me. I don’t get that gut punch as often that sends me into tears. These days it is more of an ache. I miss my little brother, and it very much hurts. Every day there is something I want to tell him, so I just have to think it and hope he picks up on it that way.

I still get angry when I think about how selfish the criminals were that took Jon from us. It does no good to plead their ages to me and ask me to be sympathetic because they were young and immature when they did it. My own children have now passed the ages that those 4 young men were when they senselessly committed this atrocity, and my children would never have aimed guns at another human being or taken what was not theirs by force at their ages. I feel no sympathy for the one who later died in prison; I hope he enjoyed his reunion with Jon on the other side. I would not have wanted to trade places with him, because I have seen my brother’s cold fury. As for the other 3 who are still serving their time, I feel annoyance more than anything–particularly when they file appeals or come up with another malarkey reason they should have their sentence reduced. Having taught in a youth prison briefly, I know they have nothing better to do with their time, but I also know they don’t deserve to have their sentences reduced. Even if they only serve the bare minimum of 25 years, that is only part of what Jon could have put to use with the rest of his life when it came to creating and enriching the lives of so many. Our family has members who lived well into their 90s, so 44 years old was a baby. Our family and society was robbed.

So yeah–10 years in and most days it is a sense of disbelief and loss and anger. I doubt another 10 years is going to change any of that, because every day is another day that Jon isn’t here and we have to gather ourselves up and carry on with life. It sucks.

Oops, Did I Do That?

I’m getting next week’s blog challenge out of the way, because next week I know I need (for my own mental health) to write a reflection on 10 years without my brother.

The prompt is “Share some blogging mistakes you have made”. Well, I didn’t know blogging had mistakes, so I went to Google to find a comprehensive list of mistakes. I struck gold with the article “103 Blogging Mistakes To Avoid (To Get Results in 2025)” by Ankit Singla. So we’ll go through his list and see what strikes my fancy.

Blogging Mistakes

  1. Publishing duplicate content
  2. Using a generic writing style
  3. Writing intros that are too long — firm believer is succinct.
  4. Not creating headlines with a target keyword in mind — I like to be creative in my titles when I can, so hopefully not a mistake I make.
  5. Using fluff to increase word count — I don’t give myself a word count on my blogs; when I’m done, I shut up and hit “publish”.
  6. Writing hard-to-read content — egads, I hope not.
  7. Referring to outdated stats
  8. Alienating certain readers — OK, might do that; but if I do, they probably didn’t belong in my audience anyway.
  9. Encouraging your audience to take sides –my opinion is my own; y’all do you.
  10. Focusing on products rather than your audience’s problems
  11. Relying only on stock photos
  12. Guessing what your readers like
  13. Publishing thin content — maybe? I don’t know, man, I just blabber about what is on my mind and sometimes it’s a pretty shallow pool.
  14. Not using subheadings
  15. Taking readers to unrelated pages
  16. Leaving readers with unanswered questions –my apologies if I do, but in my defense, I, too, don’t have the answers at that point.
  17. Redundancy
  18. Being too lazy to proofread and edit –I’d have to turn in my English teacher card.
  19. Publishing incomplete or unfinished posts — OK, yesterday I forgot to add a title before I hit “publish”, but that is fixed now!
  20. Not using CTAs — considering I just had to Google what a CTA is, yeah, I don’t use them.
  21. Not creating evergreen content — not really my purpose
  22. Attacking your competitors’ reputation
  23. Creating only text-based content — OK, sorry–sometimes I forget to go find a picture from my past.
  24. Rushing blog posts just to meet a schedule
  25. You don’t fact-check
  26. Lacking confidence in your own value propositions
  27. Inconsistency with content quality and post frequency — doubt that’s going to change; chronic conditions are unpredictable.
  28. Not promoting content on social media — not really trying to reach the masses here.
  29. Not promoting content at all –see above
  30. Not building an email list — above, see it
  31. Sending spam
  32. Being over promotional
  33. You don’t care about analytics — you got me there.
  34. Ignoring your audience (not building a community) — Welcome, followers; hope you enjoy your time here.
  35. Turning down invitations
  36. Using hard-to-read fonts
  37. Sticking with a shared hosting plan
  38. Not backing up
  39. Not backing up before an update
  40. Not fixing broken page elements
  41. Going for looks over performance
  42. Making complicated menus
  43. Editing your website’s parent theme
  44. Building for desktop users only
  45. Using a hard-to-remember domain
  46. Adding clickable elements too close together
  47. Not updating your blogging platform — Don’t even know what this means, so sure.
  48. Keeping demo content
  49. Picking a theme that doesn’t match your niche
  50. Picking themes overloaded with unnecessary features
  51. Implementing total web redesigns without a plan
  52. Sticking with “admin” as your username
  53. Using too many plugins
  54. Downloading WordPress resources from untrusted sites
  55. Enabling your site to be indexed while under construction
  56. Forgetting to enable site indexing after site changes are finished
  57. Not adding internal links
  58. Relying purely on SEO
  59. Not fixing broken links
  60. Not compressing images –I just slap them in there.
  61. Spamming links
  62. Leaving outbound links to open in the same tab
  63. Optimizing different pages for the same keywords
  64. Not attracting natural backlinks
  65. Not planning your keywords
  66. Not having an SSL certificate — I don’t even what that means
  67. Using long page URL slugs
  68. Using auto-generated meta descriptions
  69. Forcing affiliate links into content
  70. Targeting a broad niche
  71. Choosing a niche just because it’s popular
  72. Using unsafe passwords
  73. Writing 24/7
  74. Hiding your face (unless you’re blogging anonymously) — to be fair, I am technically in the profile picture; I just heavily edited cat features into it cuz I go by Mamacat online.
  75. Ignoring your competitors — yep, you got me here; not trying to win any prizes
  76. You go stagnant for months
  77. Pushing a sale too early
  78. Not having content categories — maybe I should work on that
  79. Displaying too many ads
  80. Chasing a “get-rich-quick” strategy
  81. You don’t set clear goals — I’m not competitive, so of course there are no goals
  82. You’re not learning — I am learning 24/7, thank you very much
  83. Ignoring customers go after their first purchase
  84. Letting leads go after they abandon product pages or their cart — WAIT–I could be selling merch?!
  85. Being a copycat blogger
  86. Multitasking
  87. Making unrealistic promises
  88. Jumping into blogging without a monetization plan — never really thought about making money off of my little corner of the web
  89. Staying in your comfort zone — this IS my comfort zone
  90. Selling irrelevant affiliate products
  91. Mishandling your blog income
  92. Hotlinking images
  93. “Stealing” content assets from other sites
  94. Not protecting your content from being copied
  95. Being vulnerable to distractions
  96. Not getting help when you need it
  97. Giving up (after a few months of no results)
  98. Not caring about your privacy
  99. Not creating a style guide
  100. Buying tools without research
  101. Trying to be perfect (being afraid of mistakes)
  102. Automatically approving all comments
  103. Overpaying for tools

Alright, final tally is 21 mistakes–I’ll take it. Considering I don’t know what half of these mean, that’s fair.

See ya next week!

Seriously–WHOdunit?!

This week’s blog challenge prompt is “Write about some unsolved mysteries”.

Well, I guess I can list a few unsolved mysteries that have cropped up in my lifetime.

When I hear “unsolved mystery”, the first one I think of is the disappearance of Mary Lang. For weeks, months, and years the regional paper was filled with updates as people tried to find Mary. Rumor had it that a local attorney had something to do with it, and conveniently around the time of her disappearance, a bunch of old oil wells on his property got capped. I will be surprised if her body is ever found or the mystery is ever solved. Money has a way of keeping lips zipped.

The murder of JonBenet Ramsey is another mystery in this region. Suspects have ranged from her immediate family members to intruders. I hope someday it is solved. I became a new parent shortly after this murder, and it didn’t help my anxiety one bit.

It wasn’t during my lifetime, but another mystery in our state is the identity of the Bloody Benders. This family wasn’t even a true family–it was a group of people who passed themselves off as a family to unsuspecting travelers who came into their home and didn’t leave alive. By the time people realized something was amiss out at the Bender farm, the “family” had already fled the area.

Can’t really say that I enjoy unsolved mysteries. I like my mysteries wrapped up nice and neat with a bow on top. Unsolved means they are still out there. Unsolved means they could still cause harm. Unsolved causes me great anxiety. I can only hope that as criminal forensic investigative techniques improve, the number of unsolved crimes decreases.

There’s A DSM Code For That

Blog challenge prompt: If you are an expert on something, share your knowledge and tips.

My daughter has informed me that I am an expert on dealing with dysfunctional family members, because when sh*t goes south, I’m the one they call.

Mental deficiencies? Yep.

Mental illness? Yep.

Addictions? Yep.

Congenital defects? Yep.

Academic difficulties? Yep.

Physical disabilities? Yep.

If it can go wrong, it is safe to say our family tree has encountered it. And we aren’t the typical family that shoves their skeletons in a closet–we sit them on the front porch and discuss over beverages.

To be fair, I have had training to deal with dysfunction. I was trained back in the day to train other educators in the Mandt system of restraining unruly students, and I have a master’s degree in special education with a concentration in gifted education and behavior disorders. But to also be fair, I went for that particular combination because of my family tree.

We are a family full of smart alecks. We are ornery on a deep level. And we are generally quite intelligent and creative, so if we get bored, things get lively.

We have several volumes on the bookshelf–apparently it is not normal to keep medical encyclopedias and DSM-V dictionaries and medical oddities books with illustrations around for casual browsing. Go figure. The way I see it, my kids need to know what they are witnessing at family reunions, and it keeps awkward questions from getting blurted out. Granted, we do have to have a little pre-reunion run through the photo albums so they know who all of the key characters are. Gotta know who’s who so you don’t tag the wrong person with the wrong disorder. That just mucks up the porch discussion later on.

Aww, Nuts

The blog challenge prompt is “Share a DIY that you have discovered or enjoy”.

This one will save you some pain in the pocketbook, and I have to thank my friend Barb for it. When I was a newly divorced mom of 2 toddler boys, I wanted to learn how to make Christmas candy, so Barb invited me and the boys over one evening. The boys played with her 3 kids and I watched as Barb showed me how to make many types of Christmas candy from scratch. It was absolutely eye-opening to see candies I only knew as store-bought created before my own eyes.

The one that stuck with me was peanut clusters. My dad (and the rest of the family) loved peanut clusters, so this was a perfect, inexpensive Christmas gift for him. IF I made it myself.

Have you bought peanut clusters lately? They are around $25 a pound at Walmart, and I hate to see what they are running at less economical stores.

I can make 2 1/2 pounds of peanut clusters for $6.45 if I use store brand ingredients, $9.97 if I want to fancy it up with some name brand stuff.

It takes less than 20 minutes (and that’s if the chocolate is drying slowly).

You need 2 ingredients:

16 oz jar of dry roasted SALTED peanuts

24 oz. package of chocolate flavored almond bark

I get nervous about doing the double broiler method because chocolate that seizes is the worst, so I microwave my almond bark to melt it.

Break the almond bark into chunks and put it in a microwave safe bowl. Nuke it for a minute and then in 30 second increments until it is melted smooth.

Add the entire jar of peanuts to the melted chocolate.

On wax paper or parchment paper, drop the chocolate covered peanuts by spoonfuls.

Let them dry and enjoy.

Boo

The blog challenge prompt is “write about a haunted place”.

Do I believe in ghosts and paranormal whatnot? Yep.

Have I been to a haunted place? I don’t know.

Have I encountered a spirit? Well, let me tell you about that.

I think it was sometime in 1989 when the famed ghost hunters Ed and Lorraine Warren visited Fort Hays State University and Hays in general. They went to the usual places to get a feel for the lingering spirits–Boot Hill, the Blue Light Lady‘s mound, etc. That evening they then gave a lecture in the Black & Gold Room in the Union where they discussed their findings and told about their adventures in other locations.

I went with a friend and her boyfriend, because we liked ooky spooky stuff like that. I think I was also going to get extra credit for attending in my paranormal psychology class. The place was packed, so we sat near the back. They turned off the lights and went into their spiel with a slideshow illustrating their stories.

I have always had an active imagination. It was a hard rule in my family that I was not allowed to watch scary movies after 7 PM after I watched some vampire movie when I was 3 and then woke up screaming because I swore the vampire was peeking over my headboard. If I needed to stay awake while babysitting late, I brought along a Stephen King novel to read after I put the kids to bed. But generally I could handle creepy documentary stuff late into the day. That changed this particular night.

I was fine as they described different haunted locations they had investigated. I was fine as they scrolled through many slides of orbs and old buildings and shadowy figures. But then they got to plasma.

They paused on the slide of a seemingly very solid gentleman staring out at the audience from the corner of a room. They explained that while most ghosts and spirit visitors can’t actually touch a living human, the ones made of plasma can and do. The entire time I could feel this gentleman in the slide just staring into my soul, and my anxiety was skyrocketing. I was mentally screaming at the presenters to change to a different slide, but they just kept it on that one. My heart rate was astronomical and I was shaking. Finally I just bolted up out of my seat, startling my friend as I said “I’m out” and power walked right out the exit door to my car and drove home.

You would think it ended there, but it was just beginning. I got home where I lived alone with my 2 cats, and tried to watch a little TV to relax before bed, but I couldn’t really get settled. Finally I went to my bedroom for the night. Oddly enough, my cats refused to come to my bedroom–this was HIGHLY uncharacteristic of them. I turned off the light and climbed into bed and stared at the darkness waiting to fall asleep.

Then I noticed a glow in the upper corner of my bedroom. I like to sleep in dark, so my curtains were heavy purple velvet to block out light. However, I did live in direct line to the town baseball field, and when they were playing a night game, the floodlights lit up my bedroom. I figured it was that or a streetlamp shining in, so I tugged my curtains closed and checked the corner.

Still there.

Did my curtain get a hole in it? My cats were declawed (I know, I know–it was a different time back then, and now none of my cats get declawed. When you know better, you do better.), so they wouldn’t be putting holes in them unless Taime decided to use her teeth. I checked the curtains and could not find any holes.

The orb was glowing increasingly brighter.

I waved my hand between the window and the orb to see if I could create a shadow that told me the light was coming from the outside somehow. There was no shadow. The orb hovered in the corner unmoving and unblinking, roughly the size of a soccer ball. It was white. Now that I have the power of the internet at my fingertips, I have searched the meaning of different colors of orbs and know that it was an orb of protection–back then I had no clue and every orb was evil incarnate as far as I was concerned.

At this point I was done trying to sleep. I couldn’t tell my boyfriend to come over and keep me company so I wasn’t alone in the room with the entity (since my cats made it clear that they drew the line at ghosts), because he was the property of the U.S. Army and 1,700 miles away at Ft. Lewis, Washington.

However, I could and did call him. Calling him when he was living on base in the barracks was a process. There was one phone in the hallway, so I would call it until someone answered and then they would go find him and he would sit in the hallway and talk to me. I kept him on the phone with me for over 5 hours. Yes, that was an expensive phone bill that month. No, I didn’t care that he got no sleep that night and had to go to work the next day. I was not about to be left alone with that THING in my room. To his credit, he stayed on the phone and talked to me all night (boy had a gift of gab) about anything and everything we could think of that didn’t involve the orb that was glowing at me. Every time my anxiety spiked, it glowed brighter–this did not help my mind one bit.

The orb was inconveniently located right above the door that led from my bedroom to the only bathroom in the house. Luckily for me, the bathroom also had a hallway door right outside my bathroom. At some point in the night, the call of nature could not be ignored. I got up slowly and left the phone off the hook on the bed headboard as I crept out of the room into the bathroom. The orb didn’t move from its spot and didn’t follow me to the bathroom, to my relief. I leapt back into my waterbed and returned to my phone call safe and sound.

As dawn got closer and the sky started to lighten, the orb began dimming and shrinking. It wasn’t instantaneous, but it was noticeable. I finally let my boyfriend hang up and get a couple hours of sleep (yay for time zones) when I was certain that the orb was going to continue to fade away.

By the time the sun came up fully, the orb was gone. I was so zinged up on adrenaline that I got through my day and my classes without feeling the lack of sleep much. I’m sure my eyes were as bugged out as my brain felt.

Now that I know (many years later) that it was an orb of protection, my hypothesis is that the plasma entity at the lecture had managed to attach to that slide or the presenters, and it locked on and tried to follow me home. SOMEONE on the other side (I don’t know who, but I have plenty of ancestors who would not have cottoned to a spook messing with me) stood guard all night to keep it away, but thoroughly freaked me out in the process.

The orb never returned, but neither did the plasma being, and in my book that is a win-win.